I love every dude. Really. Here is a short list.
1. I love John Frusciante. I own his solo albums. Even the ones he made when he supposedly didn’t have teeth.
2. I love Chris Knight. He was a genius who wore deedlyboppers! Just like me.
3. I love George Washington. Everything he did was amazing. This is his “life mask”.
5. I love Rudolph Nureyev. He was a ballerina.
4. I love Daryl Zero.
5. I love Jon Bon Jovi. He was the first and I still have feelings. I don’t have to explain myself to you; he has a superman tattoo!
There will undoubtedly be fifty more lists like this. Stay tuned.