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Bob Dylan III

We saw Bob Dylan last night. For the third time in ten years. He was amazing! Caveat, though. Josh and I are Dylan fiends. I mean, this is how we sounded after the show: Me (sweaty, flush-faced, happy happy): He … Continue reading

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Genealogy pt. 1

I Heart Appalachia “My great-grandfather’s name was ‘Harken-ass’, but he went by ‘Eely’.” “What?” I would make a pointy face and edge sideways away¬† from my mom with a suspicious look on my face.¬† “What does that mean? What was … Continue reading

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Josh

I just got off of the phone with one of Josh’s coworkers. “I’m sure he works hard,” I said. “Oh yeah, there’s lots of beeping (sound of a book being uploaded) Thing is, he’s really fun to bother.” “Oh yeah. … Continue reading

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Meet Brock

Brock Bardem del Toro is my imaginary friend. He is a Doctors Without Borders special envoy. When I was telling my friend Roman about all of the things we do together and that he holds such a position of effortless … Continue reading

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Mornings (or why I’m glad it’s now Xmas break and I don’t have to pack lunch)

Before I forget and get too heavily involved in being awake today, I need to tell you that I had a vivid dream about Hamilton Leithauser. When I woke up, I clutched my chest and said “Hamilton Leithauser and I, … Continue reading

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Diet Donkey Kicks

How did I ever get through night classes without QuikTrip? For those of you who don’t know, QuikTrip is a kind of heaven/gas station that has recently invaded Tucson. They have an armada of peppy employees and all kinds of … Continue reading

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Walter Martin

When Walter Martin of the Walkmen took the stage before their set last night, I briefly buried my face in Josh’s chest. “Hamilton!” Then, I noticed his weird dark hair and the fact that no one else was reacting. Oh … Continue reading

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Audrey’s Birthday

My homework avoidance level is near comical when I would prefer to make a blog post about my cat. I am halfway through a glass of wine and can’t concentrate on these boring Pavlov questions, so here goes… September 11th … Continue reading

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Actual Dandoland

Girls just want to be saved. When my best pal Teresa and I were sophomores, we fervently wished that Evan Dando would materialize right in front of us on the godforsaken army base where we went to high school and … Continue reading

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Soul Urges

I love astrology. I can’t help it. Or, I could help it, but I don’t want to. It’s too fun and too easy to blame everything on. For instance, did you recently suffer through a massive communication breakdown that began … Continue reading

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